When skaters are announced at bouts, they often have an intro line before their name. For example:
"She puts the lotion in the basket, it's Jodie Faster!"
"Try as you might, you can't keep her down, it's Bully Mia!"
I need one by tonight for a bout I'm guest-skating in down in CT, and I have no ideas. Does anyone have any suggestions? My derby name is "Dreadnought", which is the first all-big-gun battleship. It's also a "heavy support" troops choice for Warhammer 40K - a Dreadnought is basically a giant robot-bodied warrior. I'm looking for something that explains that I'm a giant war machine. I hit hard, I'm big, I'm strong.... etc. etc.